cultural cannon fodder

ok, so i was hooked from the start.

yeah, the hook was deep and i wasnt gonna let go.

it was myspace.

i fought the fight for as long as i could. for months, i would fight the urge to join myspace invites from what i thought were friends. i even took things to the extreme and blocked any myspace email to my site (thank you so much google gmail beta, i love you). for a long period, i lived by the phrase, "friends dont let friends join myspace."

then it happened.

AND DAMN IT WAS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS SO GOOD I ASKED ALL OF MY FRIENDS TO JOIN MYSPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i caught the spirit of myspace. and oh what a sweet spirit it was. it was the kinda sweet spirit and was good enough to get to heaven, but to heavy to get lifted off of the ground.

and in the space of one week, the nation got hot and power outages occured, forcing myspace to have some technical issues. all of the sudden, most of the internet world had nothing to do.

today my myspace account was said to be deleted. at first, i thought of the countless bands i had associated with, the high school buds i used to drink beer with, and oh man, the soft porn babes in scantily clad clothes wanting to be my friend, and then it hit me......

i was a myspace dork.

no more, well, at least til i can get my friend list back up to at least 85 again.

ps...the jesus pic is for les. thank you les for being the man you are.